October 17, 2007

PIZZA TEEN! Readers Poll Results

QUESTION: Your country is in danger of disintegrating. As a concerned citizen, what do you intend to do about it?
  • Talk about/write about/read about Apple brand software & devices. 0%
  • Furiously masturbate to internet porn. 40%
  • Gorge myself on BitTorrented entertainment. 50%
  • Get a boob job and/or nose job, charge it on my American Express card. 10%
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3 comments:

  1. Skippy Spankmaester11:28 PM

    You need to add as a question: Wait for the war to break out and join the side lead by James Earl Haley.

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  2. Lance Ehlers12:08 PM

    James Earl Haley = James Earl Jones + Jackie Earle Haley?

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  3. Skippy Spankmaester11:57 AM

    Yes, by the time "THE" war breaks out we will be able to use the DNA from these two great men and produce the savior of the American people, James Earl Haley! A slender middle aged, balding white man with the power to ride a Harley and sport a go-tee that can speak with the thundering voice of god.

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