A PIZZA TEEN! WTF?! Photo Of The Day

No, these are neither stills from the latest Paul McCarthy performance nor promotional images from the forthcoming film Mask 2: Rocky Dennis Takes Manhattan. I snapped them tonight while passing the window display of New York Costumes, located at 4th & Broadway, the site of a vanished Quaker blood cult's burial ground, apparently. Three words: fetal...alcohol...syndrome.