June 30, 2008

Allergies

I have spent over 6 weeks suffering under the weight of severe allergies. I am whacked up on 4 different prescriptions and two of those inhalers kids used to stuff into their tube sock during gym class in case they had an asthma attack. The chronic coughing keeps me up until 3-4AM every night, my entire body aches, I routinely vomit up phlegm, and I have passed the breaking point mentally to a place of acceptance and giddiness. All I can do now, is laugh. I offer up to the bronchial gods this MadTV classic with hopes they will remove my curse!

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