PIZZA TEEN! Readers Poll Results

QUESTION: Little Miss Muffet sat on...

• Bebe's kids! 50%
• Lyle Lovett. 30%
• Lou Reed's mullet. 10%
• my painting of Martin Sheen. 10%
• the carcass. 0%
• el chupacabra! 0%
• the McDonald's Dollar Menu. 0%
• the punky QB known as McMahon. 0%
• a tuffet. 0%

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