August 15, 2007

The Case Against Humanity: Macho Man Randy Savage's Slim Jim Ads

Your Honor, ladies and gentlemen of the jury, consider the following evidence: EXHIBIT A: EXHIBIT B: EXHIBIT C: We now call our sole witness. Mr. Aid, please approach the stand. The prosecution rests, Your Honor.


Mick Brady said...

I would be comfortable having Mr. Kool Aid as our intergalactic representative to advanced alien life forms, but I'm not so sure about that Savage guy.

hot funk said...

What shall be on my tombstone:

"Snap into A Slim Jim"