August 21, 2007

Orkish names of the 2008 Presidential Candidates

According to The Barrow-Downs Middle-Earth Name Generator, these are the Orkish names for the current field of 2008 United States Presidential Candidates.

  • Barak Obama = "Ghazdúsh the Horrible"
  • Hillary Clinton = "Skaiurk the Plunderer"
  • John Edwards = "Maudúsh the Horrible"
  • Joe Biden = "Krumkû the Smasher"
  • Christopher Dodd = "dúsh the Horrible"
  • Mike Gravel = "Gâbdúsh the Horrible"
  • Dennis Kucinich = "Snikdúsh the Horrible"
  • Bill Richardson = "Bâzzog the Blacktooth"
  • Sam Brownback = "Globdúsh the Horrible"
  • Rudy Giuliani = "Gromsnak the Hated"
  • Mike Huckabee = "Aznakh the Wicked"
  • Duncan Hunter = "rásh the Horrible"
  • John McCain = "Bôrdug the Slobberer"
  • Ron Paul = "Bâshbrúg the Horrible"
  • Mitt Romney = "Grúbdúsh the Horrible"
  • Tom Tancredo = "Bag the Mucous"

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