August 13, 2007

F'd Puppet of the Week 8/12/07

People think of ventriloquism as a quaint, old-fashioned form of the art of puppetry. But apparently Jerry Mahoney is not only out of his trunk, he's out of the closet! We finally have achieved equality for Gay, Lesbian, Bisexual, and Transgendered dummies and I for one say "Hear! Hear!" So bend over Jerry and feel no shame as an endless stream of fat, sweaty, muttering men shove their fist deep, deep inside you until your eyes flit back and forth and you cry out in a strange high-pitched voice.

Until next week,

Keep your hands up...

Umberto St. John

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