I go to buy some clothes. They're playing Norah Jones. I go to get some coffee. They're playing Norah Jones. I go to see the dentist. They're playing Norah Jones. I go to deposit my check. They're playing Norah Jones. They put me on hold when I call to get my internet connection fixed. They're playing Norah Jones.
STOP! PLEASE! STOP!
No offense, Norah, but the omnipresence of your inoffensive, retail-friendly arrangements are driving me UP THE FUCKIN' WALL!!!
January 19, 2008
Norah Jones Is Watching You
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also beware of "yuppie hip hop".
1. take an old song form the 70's (any James Taylor song will do)
2. record with somebody who sounds like Norah Jones.
3. Add hip-hop beats.
4. Slow it down
4. Play in all restaurant, coffee shops, and stores on the Northside of Chicago.
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