April 11, 2008

Mother's Little Darlings: Part III

It's all about the kid at the 1:35 mark. UPDATE! The video Stexe linked to in the comments really needs to seen by a larger audience. Watch in terror as young Tommy's embrace transforms a woman into Bacon-Face.

1 comment:

stexe said...

For me, it's all about the lonely weirdo at the 1:47 mark, pretending to be a serious investor (statistically you're always better off with a mutual fund), but in reality is desperately trying to hold on to his prepubescence by purchasing children's toys. Dude, you're surrounded by children in a toy store! Who are you trying to fool, other than yourself?
But regarding the little bastard's threat at 1:35, I'm reminded of the movie "The Children" from 1980. It's about a bunch of toxic kids who fry adults by touching them.. At the end of the movie it's realized that the only way to kill them is to cut off their hands. The shot of dozens of child actors, flopping around a suburban street with prosthetic stumps at the end of their arms, is something to see. Here's the commercial.