March 08, 2008

Pleasant Dreams


Anonymous said...

soothing indeed, a real life saver. Where was this playlist when I was about to commit suicide last weekend after a night of binge drinking?

Lance Ehlers said...

You need to clarify, anonymous stranger. Are you saying (A) you DID commit suicide last weekend because this playlist was not available at the time, or are you saying (B) you were DETERMINED to commit suicide last weekend, but due to the unavailability of this playlist, you were unable to close up shop? If the answer is "A," thank you, thank you, thank you for the postmortem greetings! If the answer is "B," well, yeah, that certainly sucks. But in all fairness and self-defense, we already covered alcoholism with THIS playlist a month ago.