Ray Stewart is a brainy college kid who sounds exactly like Dave Foley. He's dreamed of joining a fraternity. Unfortunately, asshole extraordinaire Bob Jackson is the fucker who decides who gets in, and as far as he's concerned, "crackpot" Stewart's name isn't on the list. Stewart flips out and cooks up a miracle to show them all a thing or two. This story was originally broadcast February 16, 1943.