September 11, 2007

PIZZA TEEN! Readers Poll Results

QUESTION: It's the 21st century. Why are you still smoking?

  • Trying to acquire enough proof-of-purchase seals for the NASCAR windbreaker. 0%
  • As a professional Kim Carnes impersonator, I need to maintain a certain level of raspiness. 50%
  • To balance out the time spent at the gym. 16%
  • Sheathing my body in nicotine helps to repel the mosquitoes. 33%
It's unclear how it happened that those numbers add up to only 99%, but that's what the data says. Be sure to vote in the current poll!

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