PIZZA TEEN! Readers Poll Results

QUESTION: It's the 21st century. Why are you still smoking?

• Trying to acquire enough proof-of-purchase seals for the NASCAR windbreaker. 0%
• As a professional Kim Carnes impersonator, I need to maintain a certain level of raspiness. 50%
• To balance out the time spent at the gym. 16%
• Sheathing my body in nicotine helps to repel the mosquitoes. 33%

It's unclear how it happened that those numbers add up to only 99%, but that's what the data says. Be sure to vote in the current poll!