September 02, 2007

PIZZA TEEN! Readers Poll Results

QUESTION: My asshole landlord's birthday is fast approaching. Which of these gifts should I give to him??

  • A moldy athletic sock filled with mouse droppings 40%
  • A Ted Kacynzki care package 20%
  • A sudden, violent shove from behind down a long, steep flight of marble stairs 50%
  • A judicial summons 30%

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